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carlytheconfusedteenagegirl:

allthingstechtheatre:

fly-like-a-mermaid:

burn-it-down-28:

msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

team I can do math for hours but I can’t write an english paper for shit

Team I can’t, I have rehearsal

Team I somehow have to do all three and now I’m crying

Team, I can’t, I have choir, bye

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thisshitfunny420:

me: i think i love her 

*bust a nut*

me: hahahaha nah 

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dveon:

trying to make new friends

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  • Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
  • Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
  • Guy: Well...yeah.
  • Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you